~Rigs~

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
blonde. The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it hasyour picture on it..' The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. 'Here it is,' she said. The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, OK, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop.'

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there miserably in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the under the pile of cow dung, promptly dug him out and ate him.

Moral of the story :

1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

3) And when you are in deep shit, its best to keep your mouth shut!

A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking!

BARACK OBAMA NANCY PELOSI & JOE BIDEN

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