~Rigs~

Three married couples; an old one, a middle-aged one, and a young one decide to join a church. The priest meets with them and explains that in order to join the curch they must go one month without sex.

After a month passes he meets with them again and asks them how they did. The old man says "It was easy. The month flew by before we even knew it." The middle-aged man says "It was hard but we put our faith God and managed to make it the whole month. Finally the younger man admits "I'm sorry father. We tried really hard but one day I saw my wife bending over to pick up some dish soap and I couldn't help myself, we made wild love right there on the floor." The priest shakes his head and says "I'm sorry but you're not welcome in this church." And the man replies "That's OK we aren't welcome in the supermarket either."